Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts

~File This Under: Luxurious Shit... The "His, Hers and Theirs" Edition~

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“Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up”
-Orson Welles


Theirs:

1) The Mood Rocking Bed $2,995

Take a rocking chair and a bed, combine them and you have the Mood Rocking Bed. This bed literally sways you to sleep... Rock-A-Bye Glamour Whore!! The "sway speed" is controlled with rubber stoppers. Genius... As a lifelong insomniac I need this bed in my life. It helps that its also visually appealing and can used both indoors and outside. Imagine putting this bed on the beach and swaying to sleep to the sound of the ocean?! *sigh*





2) The "Lets Crystal It" $25,000 Toilet (Via Luxury Launches)

100,000 Swarovski crystals and a platinum seat. Sold!! And I probably wouldn't even use it... I mean, how would you even clean it?! But I still want it... It looks pretty and would be a great conversation piece.





His:

The $100,000 Razor

Did you know Iridium was 10x more rare than platinum? Me either. I learned from researching the Zaffiro $100,000 razor which is made from the apparently very precious metal. The decadent grooming tool also features platinum screws and blades made of white sapphire... I personally would never spend $100,00o on a razor unless it was guaranteed I would never have to shave again. Ever. BUT... I would so love to meet a man that would. For 2 reasons... 1) Because for some reason this strikes me as the kind of product that a James Bond/Renaissance type man would own and that type of man is sexy to me... 2) Because as soon as he left for work or to go off on some "mission" I would sooooo be in a scented bubble bath shaving my legs with it... I'm sorry but I just know that the feel of white sapphire razor blades against my thigh would be deliriously, decadently sexy... Don't judge me.




Hers:

The $$587,500 (or 3.8 million "Yuan") Diamond Cooking Pot:

As with the aforementioned toilet, I would never actually use this pot. It has solid gold handles (totaling 738 grams of gold) and 13 diamonds. Nope, I would put fire to this gorgeous pot. But I want it anyway. It's just so damn pretty... Oh, and did I mention they deliver it to your house in a Rolls Royce? You don't get to keep the car, but still... Nice touch.



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~File This Under: Luxurious Shit... The "His, Hers and Theirs" Edition~

Follow my blog with bloglovin´

“Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up”
-Orson Welles


Theirs:

1) The Mood Rocking Bed $2,995

Take a rocking chair and a bed, combine them and you have the Mood Rocking Bed. This bed literally sways you to sleep... Rock-A-Bye Glamour Whore!! The "sway speed" is controlled with rubber stoppers. Genius... As a lifelong insomniac I need this bed in my life. It helps that its also visually appealing and can used both indoors and outside. Imagine putting this bed on the beach and swaying to sleep to the sound of the ocean?! *sigh*





2) The "Lets Crystal It" $25,000 Toilet (Via Luxury Launches)

100,000 Swarovski crystals and a platinum seat. Sold!! And I probably wouldn't even use it... I mean, how would you even clean it?! But I still want it... It looks pretty and would be a great conversation piece.





His:

The $100,000 Razor

Did you know Iridium was 10x more rare than platinum? Me either. I learned from researching the Zaffiro $100,000 razor which is made from the apparently very precious metal. The decadent grooming tool also features platinum screws and blades made of white sapphire... I personally would never spend $100,00o on a razor unless it was guaranteed I would never have to shave again. Ever. BUT... I would so love to meet a man that would. For 2 reasons... 1) Because for some reason this strikes me as the kind of product that a James Bond/Renaissance type man would own and that type of man is sexy to me... 2) Because as soon as he left for work or to go off on some "mission" I would sooooo be in a scented bubble bath shaving my legs with it... I'm sorry but I just know that the feel of white sapphire razor blades against my thigh would be deliriously, decadently sexy... Don't judge me.




Hers:

The $$587,500 (or 3.8 million "Yuan") Diamond Cooking Pot:

As with the aforementioned toilet, I would never actually use this pot. It has solid gold handles (totaling 738 grams of gold) and 13 diamonds. Nope, I would put fire to this gorgeous pot. But I want it anyway. It's just so damn pretty... Oh, and did I mention they deliver it to your house in a Rolls Royce? You don't get to keep the car, but still... Nice touch.



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Porta-Potty Perv Turns out to Be a Spiritual Porn Star and Male Escort

Porta Potty by David ShankboneImage via Wikipediaporta-potty peeper has been caught.
A few days ago a woman at the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado found a man under a tarp in the tank of a porta-potty. She made the discovery after sitting down and hearing strange noises emanating from the shit pit below.
The woman ran to get someone to help her investigate. Sure enough, a guy was chilling in the toilet, but managed to flee the scene before cops arrived. Several people saw the man running away with feces all over him. There seemed to have been almost no way to make sense of this.

What kind of person takes a dip in human excrement? Who gets turned on by having their face shit on? How could someone Dutch oven oneself in a sweltering porta-potty with a plastic tarp? Who would endure all of this for the sight of a few sweaty yoga vaginas?
Today these questions were answered: a 30 year-old self-titled porn star and male escort offering “reasonable rates to sexy or clean people” named Skye Oryan, (a.k.a Luke Irvin Chrisco).
I know what you’re thinking—how could a man who dallies in crap offer reasonable escorting rates only to “clean people”? Because he’s referring to the spiritually cleansed; Chrisco is linked to several adult websites, one of them called Holysexgirls.com
Skye Oryan is listed as the president of Holysexgirls.com, whose headline is “Spirit Porn. No Guilt. No Fear. Only. God.” The site also features the occasional anal close-up that Chrisco will forever be famed for enjoying.
His biblical porn site boasts, “Girls bodies are as the holy temple of the conciousnes adoration of infinity and the only refuge from the infinite desert of the sands of time and desolution [sic].”
Chrisco, when not producing spiritual porn sites littered with grammatical errors, can also be found on the Max Extreme Models website and has posted a personal ad describing himself and his 19-year-old girlfriend as “college dropout escorts.”
An article in Boulder’s DailyCamera says, “According to records with the Colorado Secretary of State, Max Extreme Models is not a registered business. Chrisco also is not listed as a registered business owner for any company in Colorado.” There are also police records showing that he’s been arrested for possession of marijuana, trespassing and driving without a license.
The turd burglar is currently being held by police in Vail, Colorado on $1,000 bond for a “traffic incident” and extra $1,500 for the peeping (pee-ping) tom incident in Boulder.
Chrisco may be an eccentric—to say the least—but I have to give him credit for knowing what he wants and going out and getting it. He should also be a lesson in understanding that shit happens and sometimes you just have to lay down and face it.
Check out the video of Chrisco below looking a bit like a long-haired Stephan Jenkins with pink nail polish sitting in a strange unfinished room while his friend plays keyboard. You’ll understand everything:

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