Got all my stuff for my cleanse.

They managed to get my results wrong

Educational, love, Life, Liberty: Weiner's Happenis

Anthony Weiner may have rocked the Twitter community and subsequently the rest of America with his infamous weiner pic, but he's not the first politician to engage in a good ol' fashioned sex scandal!

Now with the word "weiner" printed on every major news source around, this may be a good time to explain to your children what a sex scandal is and why they will be seeing them affect our political system for years to come.

Luckily, the folks over at Jimmy Kimmel Live have made this catchy and educational Schoolhouse Rock style music video to effectively teach your young ones all about a sex scandal in hopes they will one day AVOID one!

Check out the Pursuit of Happenis above, but we were kind of just kidding about actually showing this to your kids. LOLz!

Enjoy!

EXCLUSIVE: Madonna Begins Work On New Album NEXT MONTH!

Holy shiz! This is going to be AH-MAZING!

We're so thrilled! It's about time!

During a Twitter question and answer session with fans, Madonna's manager, Guy Oseary, revealed that the iconic pop star will be returning to the recording studio next month to begin work on her new album!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He writes:

Madonna goes into the recording studio next month to begin work on new album…

there is nothing to report in regards to tour.. you guys know how this works… first comes the album and next comes the……..

she has a good idea on which producers she will be working with…

lots of questions about what kind of music it will be… stay tuned…

Ahhhh! This is such exciting news!

We hadn't anticipated it would be coming so fast!

Now we can't wait! Our heart can't take it!

Hell yeah, Madge! BRING IT, gurl!

What do U think?? Are U looking forward to new Madonna??

Source via perezhilton.com and image via WENN.