~File This Under: She Was Too Sexy For His Skinny Ass~

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"Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient."
-Voltaire

I don't usually do "gossip" posts. I'm usually just not beat for the bullshit. However this isn't technically "gossip". It's been confirmed (read it HERE) and that makes it a "current event". Right? Whateva, it's my blog and I'll report whatever the hell I want... That being said: Jennifer Lopez (The ULTIMATE Glamour Whore) and Marc Anthony (The ultimate SKELATOR) are getting divorced. Now, I understand that this is probably a painful time for La Lopez but...she'll get over it. And when she does she'll see he wasn't on her level. In no way, shape, or form. He just wasn't worthy... And he was too damn skinny!! I just really hope they don't reconcile in a few years and then break up and then reconcile... God, I hope he's not her "Richard Burton".

The official statement via "People":

"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved,and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~File This Under: She Was Too Sexy For His Skinny Ass~

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"Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient."
-Voltaire

I don't usually do "gossip" posts. I'm usually just not beat for the bullshit. However this isn't technically "gossip". It's been confirmed (read it HERE) and that makes it a "current event". Right? Whateva, it's my blog and I'll report whatever the hell I want... That being said: Jennifer Lopez (The ULTIMATE Glamour Whore) and Marc Anthony (The ultimate SKELATOR) are getting divorced. Now, I understand that this is probably a painful time for La Lopez but...she'll get over it. And when she does she'll see he wasn't on her level. In no way, shape, or form. He just wasn't worthy... And he was too damn skinny!! I just really hope they don't reconcile in a few years and then break up and then reconcile... God, I hope he's not her "Richard Burton".

The official statement via "People":

"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved,and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Glam Slam Of The Week: Jennifer Lopez In Emilio Pucci~

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"If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity and my dual careers in music and film, it's me. I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged."
-Jennifer Lopez

Only La Lopez can outshine anyone and everyone... Even Royalty. She proved that attending the BAFTA Awards in Los Angeles, famously attended by The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge, in a STUNNING Emilio Pucci gown.







Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Glam Slam Of The Week: Jennifer Lopez In Emilio Pucci~

Follow my blog with bloglovin´

"If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity and my dual careers in music and film, it's me. I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged."
-Jennifer Lopez

Only La Lopez can outshine anyone and everyone... Even Royalty. She proved that attending the BAFTA Awards in Los Angeles, famously attended by The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge, in a STUNNING Emilio Pucci gown.







Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo