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Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Liss: My electricity just went out.

Deeky: Of course.

Liss: The power company is all durrrrrrrrrrrrrr we don't know when we'll get it back on. Sorry! So I can't get any work done AGAIN and the house is heating up fast.

Deeky: Yuck.

Liss: They're like, you'll get an automated call when it's back on. I'm like, I don't need a call when it's BACK ON. I'll know when the fucking lights come back on!

Liss: What I want to know is how long I can expect to sit here with my thumb up my ass in this sweltering hotbox! Fucking assholes!

Deeky: LOLOLOL!!!

Texting*! With Liss and Deeky!

(* Emailing!, really.)

A little backstory is necessary here. Suede reissues (remastered, demos, bonus tracks, videos!) are starting to arrive at my door. Yesterday I got their debut album:



(Possibly NSFW image below the fold.)

Deeky: WTF? I've never seen this before....


(Artwork included inside the new packaging.)

Liss: Really? Well, I guess it's not so strange you've never seen it. That's a famous picture from Our Bodies, Our Selves. If you were a lady feminist, you would have definitely owned a copy of that book (a copy of which is sitting on my shelf two feet away from me, lol), and you'd have seen it before for sure. :)

Deeky: I think I always assumed it was an original piece for the album cover. I love how fucking subversive the entire image is.

Liss: I know, right? It's one of my favorite photographs of all time. I bought a copy of Our Bodies, Our Selves and got the Suede album in the same year, my first year of college. That photograph reminds me of who I am, and the time in which I was really starting to figure that out.

Deeky: Awesome. Totally awesome.

Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Liss: Just so you know, the universe has aligned perfectly to make sure Sandra Bullock is happy now, according to Rachael Ray.

Deeky: Whew! That's a load off! Good thing the universe has its priorities straight.

Liss: I thought so, too.

Deeky: The universe is all "Starvation shmarvation. Let's get Sandra Bullock laid!"

Liss: The universe is such a starfucker.

Deeky: LOL! I know, right?