Showing posts with label Hollywood Has Given Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hollywood Has Given Up. Show all posts

HOORAY! (Sarcasm.)

You have all been emailing me NONSTOP about how much you love Horrible Bosses, so you will be delighted to hear that it made lots of money at the box office and thus is there already talk of a sequel!

I can't wait until the sequel gets made, and comes out in theaters, and makes lots of money, and then comes out on Streaming Laser Robot-Disc or however we watch movies IN THE FUTURE, and then all of you can come over to my house and we can make popcorn and watch a double-feature of The Hangover 2 and Horrible Bosses 2: Shit Is About to Get Horribler! and WE WILL ALL BE SO HAPPY!

Pillow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

STOP

"MGM will reboot the 1983 thriller WarGames." No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No.

"Shall we play a game, Professor Falken?"

"Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?"

"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of COME UP WITH A NEW IDEA AND STOP PILFERING IDEAS FROM MY CHILDHOOD IN A DESPERATE BID TO AVOID GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR CREATIVE BANKRUPTCY?"

"You make a strong case. Let's play THAT GAME."