Shocking Development: Palin Quits Something (Again)

Sarah Palin's "One Nation" tour has now changed to the "Half a Nation" tour, as the nation's leading opponent to "gotcha journalism" decided to re-wield her mad quittin' skillz, dry-dock her constitutional tour bus, and return to Alaska to take in the marvelous view of Russia in the summertime.

The "One Nation" tour launched with intense media interest, as reporters initially followed Palin and her family on the road, diligently trying to decipher the former half-term Alaska governor and ex-GOP vice presidential nominee's 2012 intentions. But after being ignored and mislead and denied interviews or access, reporters' attention fizzled.

Fancy that.

Take Note: If she gets ignored, she actually goes away, at least for a little while.