Dear Corporations, Rich People Who Were Pissed at the Possibility of Having to Pay Slightly Higher Taxes, and the Politicians Who Represent Your Interests:
Congratulations! You will continue to do very well.
Good for you.
No Love,
Liss
P.S. Just a reminder: The conservative philosophy asserts that private charitable enterprise and philanthropy are better at solving the problems of need than the government. I can't wait to see you fix all the problems this is going to cause!
P.P.S. HA HA JUST KIDDING! You fucking assholes.