"CALLING ALL CARS. PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SPONGE BOB????"

A sad, desperate economy/society reached it's newest low point when these words may have been uttered near Orlando, Florida, last week. Two unidentified men, one was either Sponge Bob, or a man in a Sponge Bob costume, robbed the Florida 7-11, with shots being fired-luckily no injuries. If captured, they are going to do at least 20 years in a place which is not as pleasant as a pineapple under the sea. A random street dweller in a Fred Flinstone costume would only continually reply "Yabba Dabba Doo" when questioned by our remote crew, so they just went ahead and beat him back to the Stone Age. Oh, he lived during that time anyway?? Even better.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/08/sponge_bob_squarepants_robs_fl.php