A little busy this week for frequent postings, but this is a comedy fastball too good to pass up. A 19 year-old Mexican woman was visiting her incarcerated husband for a conjugal visit when she decided not just to take the milk home, but the cow as well. We aren't sure how Ms. Brilliantita thought she would manage to get by guards hauling a much bulkier, heavier suitcase than when she entered, but the entire world's genetic package seems to be watered down these days like a free cocktail you get playing blackjack in Atlantic City. The photo shows her husband as he tried to achieve the Zen-like state of mind to convince himself and others he was merely a pair of socks. We give her credit for standing by her man-as she was processed into the jail under multiple charges herself. And we ask ourselves, damn-when was the last time we had a truly legit opportunity to play {ironically} "The Police's" classic, 'Man in a Suitcase.'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QNMf1WGZB4&feature=related {"I'll invite you back to my place. It's only mine because it holds my suitcase." The Police live in Essen from the good years. THE most under-rated band in rock history, perhaps?? Listen to the ska-like groove on this jam-they just don't make good shit like this anymore.}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ano3H3cS9UY&feature=related {Bonus Police-blog 'King's priviledge'-from the same essen, Germany gig. "The Bed's Too Big Without You." That is a fat fucking sound from three guys...what an overlooked jam band. We saw Sting live a couple times. however, not the full Po-Po.}