WILLIE NELSON'S GANJA POSSESSION PLEA DEAL 'BOGARTED.'

The 78 year-old, white, country version of Snoop Dogg had been busted with 6 ounces of the dreaded marihuana {the more frightening alternative spelling for this drug that could only be conceived by the devil himself}, but word on the grapevine was that a plea had been worked out where he would pay a small fine and perform a song for the court. Well, we can't have a reasonable, pragmatic outcome like that now, can we?? The heat is now back on Nelson, who may face a trial where he could face a jail sentence of up to a year if found guilty. We in Baltimore are thankful that the court will take it's time, money and a potential jail cell to send this menace to society a message so that we can feel free to be shot by drug dealers, pimps and gang members. Willie is now on the tour bus phone frantically trying to reach Matlock-like Jose Baez to employ the now legendary Chewbacca Defense in his case. Isn't it time America really get it's priorities straight regarding that which is REALLY a crime??