Joey Chestnut eats 62 hotdogs for 5th title in row.
It's not just that the fates blessed Joey Chestnut with the splendorous talent of being a champion eater; it's that he's also been gifted with what is certainly the most magical name imaginable for a full-tilt hotdog-eating machine.
The only thing that could make me love that headline more is hearing it called out by a newsie on a Brooklyn sidewalk in 1922.