WELCOME TO GUYANA-YOU MAY NOW DE-PLANE THROUGH THE CRACKED FUSELAGE.

As if it isn't bad enough your landing destination is Guyana, it is always a nice touch when your plane "wobbles' upon landing, and then eventually cracks open at the end of the runway. 157 passengers and six crew dodged a visit from the grimmest of reapers early this morning when their plane cracked up upon landing on a Guyana runway. Passengers also just had to jump out the back because the emergency chute did not employ. We leave you with the six words that may save your life in a situation such as this "Where is that damn drink cart??"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC0yfREBxWw {Ron White regarding his failed flight from Flagstaff during some engine trouble.}


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWAS5v5qcc {From "Cheers"-Frasier conducts a field trip to help those get over their fear of flying...with inevitable results}.