UNDERACHIEVING TROPICAL STORM, "DON," UNLIKELY TO PROVIDE NEEDED TEXAS RAIN.

Tropical Storm , Don, possibly named after a desperate unemployed, former Winger roadie, loner, may dump most of it's rainfall in Mexico. The projected path of the storm takes it south of Houston/Austin, which could use the relief. The bad news is the path includes notorious fun place Padre Island, near Corpus Christi. These types of storms usually come in "sets" like surfing waves, so we say "Aloha, Don," because we think we have played rounds of golf in higher winds than will be produced by Don, but given extreme regional heat and cool ocean waters..well, that is hurricane-season city, baby. And it is that time of year. BTW, we have to go now because John Boehner is yelling at us....we still think he will end up sobbing.