MARYLAND POLICE CONTINUE SEARCH FOR MAN WHO ATTACKED SPEED ENFORCEMENT VEHICLE.

Police admittedly have few leads to work with, except to be on the look out for an agitated, elderly, small-in-stature, white male, who may be armed and considered senile/dangerous. We have had our AITC composite sketch artist at work all morning, and implore everyone to be on the look-out for a figure matching that of the image we have crafted based on this description above. Uppity rabbits are especially strongly encouraged not to further provoke what appears to clearly be a very unstable individual.