The classic rock band escaped unhurt last night when their stage in Ottawa was blown down mid-performance by an incoming storm. When interviewed, the Lord expressed disdain that a band that composed "Surrender" and "Dream Police" later went on to pen one of the most agonizingly disappointing 'power ballads' ever. The Lord expressed that one time while playing golf, members of his foursome began alternatively singing "Oh, Sherrie" by Journey, and "The Flame" to mess with his mind during his back swing. The Lord subsequently shot a 118, and returned to the 19th hole with only one other player from his foursome, and 6 of the allowed 14 clubs in his bag. The 'other two' are missing and presumed to be in a place only slightly hotter than the Maryland area will be later this week.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA {This will make you want to smash a chair over someone}.
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS: APPARENTLY A MYSTIC PSYCHIC VIBE IS WORKING TODAY, OR SOMEONE IS READING-POSSIBLY ONE OF THE TWO 'MISSING' GOLFERS-JUST TEXTED ME PARTIAL LYRICS TO THE SONG "PEACHES" BY THE PRESIDENTS OF THE YADA YADA YADA...THAT IS GOING TO BE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING ALL NIGHT WE FEAR..WE ARE NOW HEADED FOR THE COUNTRY, AND GOING TO EAT A LOT OF PEACHES..THIS SONG IS NOW LUMP, LUMP, LUMP IN OUR HEADS..WHAT IS THAT, 8TH AMENDMENT CRUELTY??}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvcohzJvviQ {Nice shot...right in the lumberyard..we'll work on it..}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw {AITC'S BOLD COUNTER STRIKE-"KARMA CHAMELEON" BY CULTURE CLUB. FEW KNOW THIS SONG WAS ACTUALLY USED BY PSY OPS TO GET THE COORDINATES OF OSAMA BIN LADEN'S PAD. 'YOU COME AND GO...YOU COME AND GO..}