It can not be confirmed that the leopard became fatally unhinged after being unable to obtain illegal fireworks and a large blue Squishee at the local corner market. 11 were mauled-the leopard eventually died of tranquilizer, knife, and, we are assuming, bad karma wounds. A mauled zoo service worker could only exclaim "Thank you, please don't come again." Hey, give us a break-we pulled the Diana Nyad/Charles Darwin article for being too harsh, but comedy must go on these days. BTW-For our current visitor from New Delhi-we do jokes here...good karma to all!!LEOPARD MAULS MULTIPLE INDIANS WHO WERE TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY UNABLE TO HELP HIM.
It can not be confirmed that the leopard became fatally unhinged after being unable to obtain illegal fireworks and a large blue Squishee at the local corner market. 11 were mauled-the leopard eventually died of tranquilizer, knife, and, we are assuming, bad karma wounds. A mauled zoo service worker could only exclaim "Thank you, please don't come again." Hey, give us a break-we pulled the Diana Nyad/Charles Darwin article for being too harsh, but comedy must go on these days. BTW-For our current visitor from New Delhi-we do jokes here...good karma to all!!