DEBT CEILING TALKS STILL AT IMPASSE AS OTHER WORLD STOCK MARKETS OPEN.

Hold on folks, it's going to be a bumpy ride. There will be no new information until tomorrow morning, eastern time. In the meantime, other world markets will open-we attempted to have a correspondent check in with Hong Kong market, but he was deemed a spy, forcibly detained, tried in 48 seconds, executed, his organs harvested and a bill for the bullet sent to his family. For the record, it is reported he died with two thumbs down moments after the Chinese opening bell/gong sounded. Gold values have spiked again, thus making all professional sports athletes, rappers and poseurs with gold grills and gratuitous bling sleep with one eye open tonight.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/07/24/debt.talks/index.html?hpt=hp_t2