Thus with the words "Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga galunga," President Obama was gifted the miracle of perpetual insomnia as we approach debt ceiling meltdown in a couple of weeks. The Lama, twelfth son of the Lama, also praised Illinois for banning the death penalty and Mila Kunis for having such a righteous ass and tight little package. Naturally, China was pissed off as the exiled spiritual leader stole some of their thunder, but in a rare use of American urban street jargon, the Lama, big hitter the Lama-the flowing robes..grace, etc., loudly exclaimed "Fuck China."