DALAI LAMA GRANTS PRESIDENT OBAMA TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS DURING DEBT CEILING ARMAGEDDON.

Thus with the words "Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga galunga," President Obama was gifted the miracle of perpetual insomnia as we approach debt ceiling meltdown in a couple of weeks. The Lama, twelfth son of the Lama, also praised Illinois for banning the death penalty and Mila Kunis for having such a righteous ass and tight little package. Naturally, China was pissed off as the exiled spiritual leader stole some of their thunder, but in a rare use of American urban street jargon, the Lama, big hitter the Lama-the flowing robes..grace, etc., loudly exclaimed "Fuck China."