BELOVED "YOUR BARTENDER," ISAAC WASHINGTON, CONFIRMED AS MISSING IN MEXICAN BOAT CAPSIZING.

Coast Guard officials are remaining tight-lipped regarding the status of beloved 70s "Love Boat" bartender, Isaac Washington, as the search continues for a handful of missing passengers washed away when their fishing vessel capsized off the east coast of the Baja peninsula in Mexico early this morning. "Your ship's doctor," and fellow Vietnam veteran, Doc Bricker confirmed that the always kind and gregarious Washington had actually made it into a lifeboat, however, realized "Your ship's blender" was rapidly descending into the deep. The entire Mexican navy was fully invested in the search, however, there appears very little that four leaky pontoon barges, commanded by 200 Mexicans that are only veteran Rio Grand swimmers, could accomplish in the rough open waters, even considering the waters were manageable enough that many survivors actually swam to shore and walked to the nearest town to alert them of the disaster. Representatives for Scott Baio, Charo and Ann B. Davis could only confirm their thoughts and prayers were with Washington as he was also the only former "Love Boat" crew member they could truly trust to get them a dime bag upon mooring in sunny Acapulco.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/07/04/mexico.boat.capsize/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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