Jeremy Jackson used to be the little kid on Baywatch. Then he became a crazy meth head, cleaned up, and then became a crazy juice head. Now he's on Celebrity Rehab to address his steroid problem, but it's also clear, from the amount of crap and appliances that he packed, that he also has OCD. Even though he's on a cocktail of approximately 25 different steroid drugs, one of his biggest concerns is to stay away from bottled water because "research" shows that its minerals contributes to bisexuality. What "research" was he doing on mineral water? Watching "Heathers"??>
JEREMY JACKSON HAD A FRONT ROW SNIFF
Former child star Jeremy Jackson called in to promote his role in the current season of “Celebrity Rehab” and discuss his time as ‘Hobie’ on “Baywatch”: “I quit the show when I was just about 18. I was partying hard. I was using a lot of drugs.” In addition to his sobriety, Jeremy also lost all his Baywatch money--to a fraudulent investment scammer: “We should have Googled [him] before we gave [him] 45 grand.”
Jeremy told the crew he used to share a trailer with Pamela Anderson--and would often jerk off while sniffing her infamous red bathing suit: “All the girls’ Playboys [magazines] were around...you get to flipping through a few of those and then you start thinking, ‘How can I enhance this experience?’” But he actually bedded Nicole Eggert (“We made love, Howard.”) but not until they returned to the cast for a Baywatch reunion movie when he was 22. Sadly, the 10-year age difference was too much: “She was looking for something probably a little more secure.”
THE HOFF IS NOBODY’S FATHER FIGURE
Jeremy said he always looked to David Hasselhoff as a father figure: “I was this 10 year old kid up to 18 just dying for a dad. Just dying for some man to love me and give me some attention.” But he could never force the relationship: “I wanted to. He really--now we’re really close and he’s like a big brother to me, [but] at the time, it’s kind of hard to--you don’t want to be a dad to a kid. You want to hook up with chicks and have fun.”
HOBIE SURFED DAWSON’S CREEK
Asked about his celebrity hook-ups, Jeremy copped to dating Katie Holmes early in her career: “My secret rendezvous girlfriend. Yeah, we messed around.” And Katie’s Dawson’s Creek co-star, Michelle Williams--Hobie once fingered her until she whispered that he was working the wrong hole: “I was learning the ropes, man. You know...I didn’t wash my hands for a couple weeks.” Between Hollywood and his career abroad as a pop singer, Jeremy hooked up a lot of women: “I had chlamydia twice.”
HOBIE HITS (DOC’S) BOTTOM
Jeremy said he never blew guys for drugs: “In the meth world, there’s a lot of bisexuality and homosexuality...but I actually never did that. I scrubbed some toilets for drugs, though. I cleaned some drug dealer’s houses.” After sobering up, Jeremy later turned to steroids, gaining some 70lbs of muscle: “It just became very obsessive and addictive all over again but in a new way.”
Howard asked if Jeremy suffered from steroids’ oft-reported effect on testicles, and Jeremy confirmed it: “It’s totally true, yeah...your balls start to shrink and atrophy.” Jeremy said his shrunken balls weren’t the worst scar he carried from his addictions--that mark was left by Dwight Gooden, his Celebrity Rehab co-star: “He poops a lot, that guy. I had to share a room with him...it was a very stinky room.”
There is an interview Jeremy did with Howard Stern recently after the cut as well, where he reveals things that most of us probably never had any interest in knowing. Interview NSFW.
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