
Regrettably, W
ang was not permitted in the clubhouse after signing his winning scorecard because he told them he was
Jewish. We hear some kid named Rory
McCrory, or something, really won, but it begs the question-does anybody really care?? To be honest, we can't afford to play golf, our ADD is not consistent with waiting behind slower groups who won't let you 'play through' for six hours, and we just don't care for the insects/heat/humidity/inevitable property destruction liability claims. We also have developed an ongoing disdain for all things golf as our current president seems to spend all of his time not doing his job while on the links. To be honest, we have been watching "The Deadliest Catch" marathon in the air-conditioning all day. We think we gained all we could out of golf when the
Dalai Lama {12
th son of the Lama} granted us total consciousness on our deathbed....which is nice.
Gunga galunga.
Gunga gunga galunga to you all.