We would rather shave our armpits with a rusty cheese grater than watch/listen to this guy try to yanky our wanky between his tee-off times. Our blood pressure is high enough. And if "Storage Wars" or 'How The States Got Their Shapes" doesn't ring your bell, that free Netflix instant stream promotion is still just a few cursor clicks away. We don't need to listen to this cat anymore-he will listen to us instead next November.