Kate Middleton is definitely a quality piece of tail {BTW-if you think we are going to be too respectful of England after how much they charge for airport cab rides....AFTER you already get currency-raped converting American toilet tissue into British pounds, well, in the words of Judas Priest-You got another thing comin'!!}, but we think she is about as 'fun' as a cactus based prostate exam. Now on the other hand, her younger sister, Pippa, looks like she has a party in her knickers. Word on the street is that Pippa has split from her boyfriend and is about to run amok on the European singles market.We at AITC think the perfect fit for her would likely be a lifelong, middle-aged, commoner from America who runs a borderline humo{u}rous/offensive blog, and knows how to play Psychedelic Furs "Love My Way" on four beer bottles with varying degrees of liquid in them which creates varying tonal quality {this was our act in the "Talent Competition" portion of the competition during the last Blog Olympiad held in Scranton, Pennsylvania}. If London is Calling for us...well, London should probably send an email instead because the cost of an "across the pond" phone relationship will just take away from the budget of the frequent charity work we do with wealthy, elderly widows with known cardiac conditions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P09gm_I5RI {We will even teach you how to play it, but you have to buy us four bottles of beer first...maybe 8 so we can do a proper sound check}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wo1-sI7MOQ {Buckwheat sings his classic songs including Fee Tines A Mady, Wookin Pa Nub and ?????...Take a wissin}