America has been diagnosed with Talent, and the only prescription it can get is MORE TALENT! Or more SOMETHING (whatever it is that happens on America's Got Talent). We're in New York (again, right?) and the first act is husband and wife doctor duo, Rak and Tak. Their "talent" is singing, though. Not saving lives. As doctors, it should really be their duty never to sing for people, because it's painful and it's not helping anyone.Next up, we have a dangerous motorcycle act. I think "danger acts" are great for this show, but they're not my personal favorite thing to see. It probably took about four hours to set up, so it better be good! Or at least as good/dangerous as that guy who blew up hot water bottles. This is one act that I hope does not fall off the edge of the stage. They drove their way straight to the Las Vegas quarter-finals.
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