

We are going with the golf mandate that one has to play the ball as it lies. We think Maria Sharapova may still be alive at Wimbledon, however, we aren't sure because we would rather watch paint dry than watch tennis-especially if we have to wake up early to fight being put back to sleep because of the event itself.
BTW-Sharapova is actually duking it out, live, right now. She appears to be playing dominating tennis..and the grunts, groans and screams..well, let's just say we like the grunts, groans and screams..