We feel we owe it to her as an historian. Few people know that Paul Revere was the name of a horse ridden by a man named Mike who was fleeing from a sheriff's posse because he violated the sheriff's daughter {we believe Wiffleball had just been invented around this time}. After four days of flight, with merely a cold beer, Mike encountered a second outlaw going by the name MCA. Because the sheriff has taken Mike's gun, and MCA had one on his person, the two decided to avoid conflict with each other and became a team. Knowing a place where they could find respite from the heat and ample party supplies, the two rode six hours to partake.They did indeed find a righteous party and sat next to another stranger named Adrock. After too much champagne, the vibe turned ugly as the new trio realized the place was not guarded by security personnel. After a brief exchange of gunfire where two bar patrons and the piano player were killed, the newly formed gang of three stole everyone's jewelry, several alcoholic beverages and two local coeds before riding away into the sunset. We also understand that after this event, they had bitter determination to flee all the way to Brooklyn without a wink of sleep. Politicians...what do THEY know about history {see rarely seen Paul Revere 'face palm' from the Will Smithsonian Museum!!}. Stay tuned tomorrow when we discuss the day that will live in infamitude when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.