Maryland-where your money goes to die. A high level AITC cabinet meeting was held this afternoon in contemplation of the midnight raising of the alcohol tax in the state of Maryland. The question was proffered-well, even if Delaware has cheaper booze, we still have to get gouged on tolls and gas expenses to get back. After several hours of passionate phone calls, an unemployed over-the-road trucker with his own rig, and an eccentric pretty boy with a 80s era Trans Am were given battlefield commissions and have embarked, going eastbound and down, towards Delaware to obtain a quantity of less taxed alcohol {and alcohol accessories} that will make the gas/toll margins worth the investment. Vigorous legal research was performed regarding 'hot pursuit' laws, and the covert team was prepared to be on the look-out for a foul mouthed law officer who seems to prefer Diablo sammiches. When told that Maryland also supports tuition benefits for illegal immigrants, one of the 'wet team' members, who has had to pay his own education bills since 1985 could only grit his teeth and declare 'SUM BITCH!!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcBG1x9X7Q {'Let me have a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I'm in a damn hurry. thanks, nice lady!}