YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE BOYS OUT OF THE "JERSEY SHORE," BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE JERSEY SHORE OUT OF THE LITTLE BOYS.

You probably will also carry their herpes and genital warts around like baggage for the rest of your life, too. In Italy, the fists flew again between 'The Situation' and perpetual steroid douchebag, Ronnie. Legend has it the fight started over an issue regarding Ronnie's frigid, succubus bitch girl, Sam. We confess-we watch this show. We have degrees in mental health, so we don't exactly consider it entertainment-more like an object lesson in dysfunction. However, we think 'The Situation' is a pretty cool dude and hasn't been in a fight in 3-4 years on the show, whereas Ronnie is a monthly prick that likely we would go to Knuckles Junction with, as well. We aren't too proud to admit we are going to eye gouge him first before we start caving in the rest of his head-he is juiced and we are giving up 30 pounds and over 20 years! The situation reportedly got his face smashed in, but what do you expect when you are dealing with a bi-polar steroid monkey with a Certs dick??