WOW..THEY GOT BLACKBEARD'S ANCHOR..QUICKLY.







We knew that they knew where the anchor was after all these years, but they didn't waste any time getting on the dive target. The 'Queen Anne's Revenge' main anchor is up-multiple cannons should come next, once secured because some cannon were actually still loaded on the bottom, below other wreckage/silt/sand. We have lowered our bar with American programming enough that we actually watched two thrice-inbred brothers in "Swamp People" find frogs in Louisiana last night {in the same episode a guy hand collected over 100 snakes and only threw up a little bit after being bitten dozens of times}-we love headlines like this.


We swim, and snorkel {see one of many wonderful Virgin Island beers above}-but never scuba'd {we also rethink this as we see some early summer headlines lately}. We loved "The Deep" but were ultimately way more freaked out by the psychological horror of "Open Water," or the original "Jaws." BTW-hey, it is a holiday weekend, where we just survived a rather strong storm: would you rather have OW's Blanchard Ryan, or The Ds Jacqueline Bisset?? This may not be an easy decision. We actually would take Bisset-Ryan's nude scene was so dorky and awkward we just have to go with Bisset. Feel free to answer, with furious candor and great admirationatude, either as anonymous, eponymous, Dean Martin or Louis Gossett, Jr.