Everyone knows it is a slippery slope from two rice cakes and a small glass of tepid tap water to heroin. Evidently the "gatekeeper" substance for a lot of these kids is the infamously seductive chocolate milk. From the similar people, who during a similar failed economy three decades ago made a case for ketchup counting as a "vegetable serving" in school lunches, comes this train wreck of a waste of time. We are prepared to make an argument that this administrative moron-athon rule is bogus, and possibly racist, on it's face because it clearly burdens the rights of chocolate cows. If kids are drinking ANY milk instead of Red Bull, beer, or even copious soda, we think that should be reinforced. Just make sure their fat asses get out and kick the soccer ball around a couple times a week. Everything in moderation!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk {"Fight The Power.}