The war in the Middle East became barbaric today as military forces from Syria cowardly attacked Kenny Bania. We know Mr. Bania's material may not be the most challenging and watching his gigs is like being beaten about the head with a bag of oranges, but clearly this response was over the top. There is no confirmation that he had just completed his Ovaltine jokes when the assault began. this makes us want to puke-hey, that's a funny word!BREAKING NEWS: WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE SYRIAN ARMY ACTUALLY ASSAULTED A SUNNI MUSLIM COASTAL TOWN BY THE NAME OF BANIAS. OUR ORIGINAL CORRESPONDENT WAS WATERBOARDED AND HAD HIS MARIO CART GAME TAKEN AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS. KENNY BANIA APPARENTLY STILL WALKS THE EARTH UNHARMED FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST COMEDY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8 {"That's gold, Jerry! That's gold!!"}