After blowing all the money on the posh wedding, the newlyweds, with whatever new titles they now carry {we don't really care enough to Google it on a nice morning}, found themselves strapped for cash when considering honeymoon destinations. While Yemen, Banda Aceh and Rwanda all made competitive bids, Somalia won the grand prize. The newlyweds will stay in a lovely 'Worn Floor Mat and No Breakfast" in a portion of the renovated Bakaara Market upwind of the smoke from burning trash and tires. They will rejoice in the nation's resources and culture which includes sand, more sand, famine, blight and an unbelievable number of old Toyota pick-up trucks carrying 12 armed men and a .50 caliber machine gun in the bed. Prince William indicated that it would be wrong for him and his wife to bask in the treasures of the monarchy without paying attention to the blight of those less advantaged, exclaiming to his new bride "Hey honey, are you noticing all this blight?" until an IED wired into a dead dog's carcass exploded resulting in him shouting "roll 'em up!!" To the dismay of the paparazzi, the new "Royal Hottie," Pippa Middleton backed out at the last moment preferring instead to do the Rump Shaker with a DJ in sunny Spain.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBoa-NbNL8 {"You kids noticing all this blight??"}