After pretending to be Irish for a day, and then becoming Pippa Obama for a spell to impress her royal frumpiness, the president Obama ElitistPalooza tour now moves to France, where president Obama will pander to that population with vibrant tales about how his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was actually a croissant. We can't wait until he finishes the gig in Poland-talk about a comedy goldmine.http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304520804576345111108851484.html