While wrapping up his week-long tour sucking up to the UK and Europe, President Obama was especially proud to visit Poland. Although totally neglecting our own military and devastated American communities prior to Memorial Day, President O'bama was especially proud to lay a wreath on the grave of the famed Polish air force pilot, Wladyslaw Puchaczy. Serving during World War II as a kamikaze pilot, Puchaczy brought all the strengths of his Polish bloodline into play by unbelievably flying 52 successful kamikaze missions.Tales of Puchaczy's glory include the times he failed to destroy an advancing German Tiger tank column, failed to crash into a Nazi rocket production facility, inability to strike German fuel depots, and, most notably, the time he was not able to crash into Hitler's treasured 'Eagles Nest.' Obama would likely desire to cut the trip short so that he can watch some play-off basketball before having to visit all those homeless people in Missouri, however, he has also promised Polish dignitaries that he will visit the Polish naval yard to inspect the new "Glass Bottomed Boat" Polish navy. The glass bottoms were installed in order that those who sail upon the vessels can get a lovely view of the "old" Polish navy.