Prior to being admitted to the trendy "Mubarak's Pyramid" eatery in California, the pop culture icon was forced to submit to newly mandated 'virginity testing.' YADA YADA YADA-she failed miserably. However, reports indicated that subsequent to the exam, a Gucci purse, 2 IPods, 14 class rings, a set of car keys to a Dodge Caravan, a mandolin, Charlie Sheen's lob wedge, two bottles of Grey Goose vodka, a gallon of cranberry juice, and Verne Troyer were all able to finally be taken off the "missing in action" list. That's hot!!http://aliveinthechesapeake.blogspot.com/2011/03/aitc-middle-east-editor-sheik-yorbuti.html