Times are hard for parents too these days and, after looking at their elevated electric, grocery and vehicle subsidiary charges, the new trend is to immediately cast out adult 'children' once they have graduated from college. So beware Class of 2011, the stakes are much higher for your generation than prior generations. No more hiding in your 'dude caves' on Facebook and looking at rather silly blog sites that feature bad jokes and hot women. The bell now tolls for you!! You get roughly 48 hours after you touch the diploma these days before you are "unplugged" and dragged into the economy and spite of our current cruel world. BTW-your student loans are coming due in 6 months, too!! We recommend one bourbon, one scotch and one beer-but in Mexico because our backwards ass society will allow you to get your legs blown off in Myassistan at 18, but won't let you drink until you are 21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs {"Friday came and I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went."}