NEW YORK RANGERS "ENFORCER" DEREK BOOGAARD FOUND DEAD IN HIS MINNEAPOLIS APARTMENT.

Boogaard was traded to the Rangers from Minnesota this year, and was part of the squad that was eliminated by the Capitals before the Caps choked on their own vaginal hairs again. Boogaard was only 28, an autopsy is pending. He was described as a good-hearted guy, and friend, who you just didn't want to fuck with on skates {did we mention he was 6' 7" about 270 pounds?? If you fight a cat with a reach like this you have to get right in on his belt buckle and lock him up..quick}.