MAN ARRESTED ON FLIGHT AFTER HAVING THE STROKINOFF, INSTEAD OF THE CHICKEN OR FISH.

This brings great shame to us members of the Mile High Club {even if some of us technically achieved it in an alpine hotel suite}. He couldn't even do it quickly and quietly, and his exposed member was seen by multiple passengers, incuding a young girl. There is no confirmation he was also confronted by Samuel Jackson, who vigorously exclaimed "I am tired of these mother -fucking jerk-offs on this mother fucking plane!!"