GERMANY TO HALT NUCLEAR POWER PRODUCTION-WILL USE SHRIMP POWER INSTEAD.



It is a win-win-win situation for Germany, the entire planet and the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Considering that few of us have noticed that Japanese reactor workers continue to topple over dead, and the nuclear complex destroyed by an earthquake/tsunami is now threatened by cyclone, this may be a progressive step in the proper direction for the rest of us. In addition to fried shrimp, steamed shrimp, shrimp sammich, shrimp kabob, etc., it is clear that these versatile creatures now can be trained to generate power by placing them on small treadmills and feeding them Red Bull in order to turn tiny turbines to light up the nation's power grid. Germany declined comment regarding if the fit, healthy, shrimp will eventually be let loose to conquer Poland.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY {First you get the shrimp, then you get the treadmill, then you get the power and then you get the women!!}