
His Holiness The Lama, 12th son of the Lama, and the spiritual figurehead of Tibet's
Buddhist population, has agreed to cede all worldly political power to the community's elected leadership. The Lama, always known as a big hitter, will remain the spiritual leader of Tibet even as he begins the process to earn his tour card for the Senior golf circuit. A former caddy could only indicate that he was supportive as many years ago the Lama had agreed to grant him total consciousness on his deathbed rather than provide a cash tip. When reached for comment on the back nine at Pebble Beach, the Lama could only reply
Gunga-
galunga.
Gunga gunga galunga as he
shanked his tee shot right into the lumberyard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x-nQ-vPw5k&feature=related {The flowing robes, grace, striking..}