As if the federal government doesn't have anything better to do than take a pretty solid model of nutrition, and make it more stupid for the fat asses in America. For those who couldn't understand the simple, informative, pyramid-we now bring you the first official FDA "Food Plate." Current emphasis is making sure pre-teens, who already can't fit into a single airplane seat, get their uber-dosage of fat, salt, fried breading and cheese. BTW-it is tragic, but what you see above actually represents the type, and amount, of daily junk food consumed by Americans. We didn't even include the doughnut and bacon food groups. There was nothing wrong with the damn pyramid-this one is all on the 'parents.' BTW-why the symbol of the black dude with no face, feet or hands, and how much did the "redesign" of pretty much the same model cost during such a wretched economy??? Who came up with that one???