The oft maligned, yet native born American, Little League coach and Wake Forest graduate, and father of 17, is in the intensive care burn unit of a local hospital today after being targeted by a Hellfire missile fired from a combat drone while Yorbuti was celebrating Mother's Day at the well-known Virginia amusement park. Yorbuti, and his entourage, had just been seated for an all-you-care-to-eat falafel and Bloody Mary bruncheon in the new, but somewhat less popular, 'Pakistan' section of the internationally themed park when two explosions shattered the pavilion. Witnesses reported the casualty reports could have been much more grim if the pavilion had not been located immediately next to the "Infidel Log Flume Ride-I Spit." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAkfHShATKY {"The sheik, he drove his Cadillac.."}