On this date in 1948, John Hancockstein drafted the Israeli Declaration of Independence, thus ensuring a recognized Jewish state in Palestine, food so unsavory one silently prays AFTER they eat, endless revisions of dining room checks, and the concept of "Spontaneous Combustion Via In-Laws." On the positive side, it also meant many of us could hide our private stuff in the saute pans and vacuum cleaner because our significant others never touched these items {insert rim shot...you are a great crowd...I never seen dead people smoke before!!}. BTW-We will have the Chianti, rigatoni with meat gravy, followed by some lasagna and about half dozen cannoli, Marie!! BTW-In all fairness, the "Marie" above could either be Spanish, Brazilian, Italian or Israeli {please, no wagering!}. We made our peace that we really didn't care..as long as she can definitely make the lasagna!!http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=l5i8tbiduasb {The real story of why Hitler did what he did..}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo {Please to send all hate mail to "Borat And His Cowboy Estana Band."}