
A clearly now borderline schizophrenic Donald Trump turned to pitiful {yeah, even more so} desperation today after President Obama called his 'all-in' poker hand {we believe the Donald was holding Jack high, but at least all the cards were red} and presented his birth certificate to the galaxy. Unswayed, Trump turned to his next most threatening non-white dude target, and called out famed music artist "Prince" stating that he is "not from royal roots and is nothing but a poseur in a blouse." Prince immediately countered by summoning "The Revolution" to his compound, and subsequently devastating Trump's entourage in a pick-up basketball game. It wasn't even close as not only could Trump not be a rabid, babbling idiot and dribble at the same time; but Trump's weak zone defense had no answer for Prince and The Revolutions devastating 'Darling Pick-
ee' offense. Game...blouses!!! Prince was magnanimous both by sending the Donald's Indian manufactured hairpiece to a local dry cleaner, and even made the losing team fresh pancakes.