Tragedy struck earlier today as the Easter Bunny was apparently the victim of a crime of passion after being found roadside beside a shitload of busted colored eggs. Authorities will only confirm that one Mrs. E. Bunny is in custody, and she has confessed to running down her husband in the family Prius after finding several provocative texts from multiple Playboy Bunnies. A witness to the horrible act could only shake their heads and wonder how such tragedy could strike someone with four 'lucky' rabbit's feet. There will be a brief morning service tomorrow where omelets will be served, and Bear Grylls will inevitably consume 'the departed' after a brief eulogy and a few splashes of Tabasco. {Disclaimer: No rabbits were actually harmed in this satirical piece..well, except the crushed one above, but we didn't do it, and we think it was jaywalking anyway!!}
EASTER BUNNY'S WIFE FINDS TEXTS FROM PLAYBOY MANSION ON HIS MOBILE PHONE.
Tragedy struck earlier today as the Easter Bunny was apparently the victim of a crime of passion after being found roadside beside a shitload of busted colored eggs. Authorities will only confirm that one Mrs. E. Bunny is in custody, and she has confessed to running down her husband in the family Prius after finding several provocative texts from multiple Playboy Bunnies. A witness to the horrible act could only shake their heads and wonder how such tragedy could strike someone with four 'lucky' rabbit's feet. There will be a brief morning service tomorrow where omelets will be served, and Bear Grylls will inevitably consume 'the departed' after a brief eulogy and a few splashes of Tabasco. {Disclaimer: No rabbits were actually harmed in this satirical piece..well, except the crushed one above, but we didn't do it, and we think it was jaywalking anyway!!}