WOMAN CUTS OFF HUSBAND'S PENIS-RUNS IT THROUGH GARBAGE DISPOSAL.



Well, Lorena Bobbitt is now the silver medal winning psycho, as this wife drugged her husband, bound him, severed his tallywhacker {and could we please call it a 'tallywhacker!!} and threw it into the garbage disposal. The couple is evidently going through a divorce-we see some are more amicable than others. the man is expected to survive, although we are not sure life would be worth living any longer. The charge she faces is actually 'aggravated mayhem,' although we could add a few more words to really do the description proper justice. What ever happened to the good old days when a man could just come home and find his shit on fire on the front lawn?? Friends don't let friends have their spouses spade, or neutered.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2