Liss: My electricity just went out.
Deeky: Of course.
Liss: The power company is all durrrrrrrrrrrrrr we don't know when we'll get it back on. Sorry! So I can't get any work done AGAIN and the house is heating up fast.
Deeky: Yuck.
Liss: They're like, you'll get an automated call when it's back on. I'm like, I don't need a call when it's BACK ON. I'll know when the fucking lights come back on!
Liss: What I want to know is how long I can expect to sit here with my thumb up my ass in this sweltering hotbox! Fucking assholes!
Deeky: LOLOLOL!!!