SWEET DADDY WILLIAMS VISITS OVAL OFFICE AS DEBT CEILING TALKS REMAIN GRIDLOCKED.

In a sure sign that the more aggressive American creditors are becoming concerned about repayment of their loans, several domestic short-term loan brokers have started to inquire about immediately expected repayment terms. Sweet Daddy indicated that America should not only worry about it's AAA credit rating held since WWI, but should also learn to accomplish daily tasks with it's non-dominant hand if a settlement can't be reached prior to August 2nd. Further animosity was avoided when Secretary of the Projects, Willona Woods, kept it real by calling SDW a jive turkey.