SURVEY SAYS: BALTIMORE DOWNTOWN 107-HEAT INDEX 120, DEGREES.

Upon learning that he had broken the record, the heat first gave thanks to God, or the Devil, from which all things spontaneously combustible were possible. The heat also thanked his agent, Quincy Jones, his most recent 'Baby Momma' and Bobe Dole for being inspirations during various periods during his notorious, dome-like spread over the entire east coast/midwest. And in other news, we have been told that if your pee is brown, you have stopped sweating, you can no longer say a word with a "j" in it and you are writing rather borderline-funny blog anecdotes about painfully obvious heat issues, that sunstroke may be the most silent of all killers.

http://weblogs.marylandweather.com/2011/07/heat_climbs_to_107_downtown_he.html

Here is an evening update regarding how bad it was, and also how widespread. House temperatures, with no AC, near the city may not drop much below 90-100 tonight as the outside temperature is likely to not go lower than 80-85 in the earliest of hours tomorrow. This is why heat is such an efficient killer. Don't forget about elderly/respiratory and cardiac challenged relatives and friends just because 'the sun went down.'

http://weblogs.marylandweather.com/2011/07/fridays_heat_shattered_records.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpSbeiPLB30 {We throw in a classic Richard Dawson Family Feud moment since we opened with 'Suvery Says' and everybody can use a laugh these days. The answer that immediately destroys Dawson is only 'September,' but you have to see the clip to see why it is so funny. We believe at one point at the end he laughingly asks the second girl 'how did you guys get on the show?'}